im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox)

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simplydalektable:

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heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

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stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

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puppyseb:

I can’t be happy unless Bucky Barnes is happy and safe and covered in kisses

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

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ca: tws + text posts part 3 (pt 2, pt 1)

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  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

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creaturexlll:

doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

amen

(Source: rouxx)

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bat-themed-detective:

My sexual orientation is fictional characters falling in love with each other.

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komlin:

pick-up line: i’ll cosplay your otp with you

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